So, you want to do big data in the cloud? Then get ready to navigate a potentially confusing market for big data cloud services. The options span from three categories of foundational services to two categories of visual analytics tools. Application development and delivery (AD&D) professionals need to navigate this market and understand which services align best to the skills and needs of big-data-related professionals: DevOps, coders, data scientists, business intelligence professionals, rapid application developers, and non-developer business professionals. One size definitely does not fit all. This report helps AD&D professionals understand the big data analytics options in the cloud and the sweet spot for each.